We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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