she smelled like a LAN party
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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