Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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