Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You don't make any sense
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She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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