Sry I called you an 8
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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