He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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