the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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