I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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