Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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