how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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