I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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