I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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