i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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