i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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