Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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