He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
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Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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