idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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