I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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