Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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