3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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