Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP