This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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