Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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