this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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