Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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