I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.