What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..