Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.