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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Sounds like a really classy character....

  (478): View more from Georgia

  He is classy. It was argyle.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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• (323): View more from California

  Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow

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