forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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