i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize