well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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