quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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