I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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