Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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