What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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