i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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