i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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