just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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