Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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