Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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