Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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