You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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