i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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