:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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