your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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