Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
