i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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