How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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