So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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