Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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