it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
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THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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