well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
