Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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