I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize