The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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